Stolkmen5000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Happy Children's Day]

Well....

...and this isn't a good "well" as in "Well Done Chap!!" this is a "Well...it was...o...k...i guess". Because even though i enjoyed the animation and everything. It did lack alot.

Lacking plot and purpose, for me, was one of the points. Also that it was Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too short gave it a yawn for me.

However, i did see the sappling. Did you know that if you buy Wall-e DVD you get a mail-in coupon for a sappling/seed.

Anyway, it was meh-ish

Plot: 0/10
Length: 3/10
Animation: 8/10
Sound: 8/10
Understanding: 4/10

= 15/50 = 0.3 = 3 *

[Wild Salmon in Trouble]

Wow

What a nice creative documentary of Salmon and the dangers we cause to the ecosystem. It is just in time because Green Week is coming up soon.

Actually it's more like Green Month because of the damage we are doing to our own environment.

But that being a side note, I really enjoyed the style, the information...oh and the music was cool as well. Well done!

Cavebird responds:

Wow, this film is actually doing well, on newgrounds!
Thanks for writing, Stolkmen5000!

[The Homeless Vagabond]

Glory...And Great Art

What an inspiring film.

First off, Great Music to go along with...

Second off, ...the Great Animation which is nicely followed with a...

Thirdly, ...Great Story.

How cool. Everything fit so perfectly and everything. I actualy was thinking about the end. Does he still live there? Because, to me, it looked like he was happier with the attention so he bought a tux to spruce up and stayed put. I don't know, but either way, Great Art!

Oh yeah...10/10...sry, I was in to it for a moment.

[Koopa shell of doom]

Well....

I have to say I love sprite movies but I have to say that this one didn't cut it with me. Perhaps it was the one note joke that left a bad taste in my mouth or the fact that...wait...I can't think up another reason.

I just have to say...good effort...good try....but as far as it goes...meh.

6/10

[Broken Glazz]

Well...

It is fantastic animation, but I believe that it was orginally intended to serve a purpose other than to show off your great skillzzez. It was awesome animation but without a plot I don't see the point in watching.

But, not that I turn down the opportunity to. It's just that there were parts in the animation where people were talking. Dialogue...which is intended to get a Plot moving...

Anyway, cool job so far, just do sumfin wit it....that is all

ENGAGE!!!!
Animation:10/10
Plot:0/10
Sound:6/10
Violence:4/10

+1 star for honors = 6/10

JazLyte responds:

True...but plot (Which I value as well) wasn't really in the equation here, that's what the name is about. It's broken, just here for fun.

[A Rhino's Stomach]

What talent....what art

I really enjoyed this toon. I thought that the soundtracks were a perfect fit, and that the quality of the sound was amazing as well. The story was fun and funny and the animation was brilliant. I am glad that the Rhino's Stomach is good...

...for now

10/10

grabbelfant responds:

Thanks, i think they fit good also, but i think i will use less music, or less present. Nice review!

[The Legend of David 1]

Wow, I totally remember all of this

How awesome to see that whole thing! I was pissed that I needed a sword and shield to pass, so thank you for kicking that guy's ass for me.

It was a good animation and I hope to see more :D

10/10

[Sudden Remakes 1]

You know what....

...I knew there was something missing in Star Wars....and it was Arnold Schwarzenegger!!!!!!!!

Great Job man! It ruled. I like how he just ripped the machinery to shreds and decided to do the work himself...AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

10/10...no...there needs to be more then 10....12/10!!!!